It's often the worst part of a wedding - you have to make a speech. What do you say and how do you stop the guests from getting bored?
Stop worrying and let me write your speech for you. It will rhyme so it will amaze the guests (and at the same time, it's easier for you to remember!)
As a professional, award-winning writer, I can write it in the style of speech you use and make it funny, serious, or both.
To find out what you want to say, I'll send you a form to fill in, but I can also ring you. I've interviewed many people, from pop stars to Prime Ministers, so I'm used to asking the right questions. And don't worry, all information will be kept private.
Once your speech is written, I'll email it to you, or if you prefer I can print it on cards or on a scroll.
Whether you're a Bride, a Groom, a Maid of Honour, Sister or Father of the Bride, or need to speak on any occasion.... please get in touch and I'll do all I can to help.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 3 days of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
To fulfil your order, you provide me with certain information (which you authorised Etsy to give me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order of a poem for example).
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If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:
• Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
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• Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.
How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Victoria Murphy am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Alternately, you may contact me at:
10 Orchard Park, Giffnock, Glasgow G46 6JJ
Personalised poems can have names or dates added and small changes e.g. 'his' to 'her'.
Bespoke poems and speeches are written especially for each customer.
If you want anything different, please make it a custom order.
That's why I offer to call you. As a former magazine writer who has interviewed lots of people, including celebrities and politicians, I'll ask you questions. Together we'll discover what you want.
No problem...as long as I don't have commitments to other customers. If you want, I can put the words on cards, ready to refer to on the day.
I use Royal Mail and here are the advised time frames for delivery:
UK: 1-3 business days
Europe: 3-5 business days
US: 5-12 business days
Australia and New Zealand: 7-14 business days
I'll do my best to produce your order and send it as soon as I possibly can but I can't give a guaranteed delivery date.
Variables such as postal systems, customs, busy periods and weather conditions may all affect delivery.
How do I send my orders?
The frames are VERY well packaged and so far have all arrived in perfect condition.
Scrolls are wrapped in tissue and placed in a matching box. It's packaged in a double wall cardboard box to protect it during delivery.
Cards are wrapped in tissue paper, put into clear cellophane bags and sent in hard backed envelopes.
I'm sure you'll appreciate our gift wrapping and careful packaging. If anything is damaged during delivery, please get in touch immediately.
Personalised means names and a date (if there's room) may be added or changed.
Bespoke means a poem or speech is written especially for you.
Please note that colours may not be exactly as shown because monitors vary in how they're displayed.